When you’ve been together long enough
After a cheeky afternoon nap
Phone: 4 missed calls. 1 text message.
Me: huh, who called? [open text message]
SMS: Y U NO WAKE UP
Me: H.. how do you know?
"People who think they are god’s gifts to women are usually joke gifts. Like a chocolate dildo."
Why do I love you, Sondre?
my armpit has a hole
listening to billboard top 10 chart:
me: why are all ke$ha’s songs the same?
taufik: it’s safe and nobody cares. i could make a song about ketek berlubang with her music and people would still dance to it.
diobok-obok?
taufik: diobok-obok airnya diobok-obok
dinda: ada ikannya kecil-kecil pada mabok
taufik: what the hell?! such a twisted little kid! i’m not singing that song ever again.
free french fries upgrade!
One of those little things that makes your day brighter:
Ordered a regular meal from McDonald’s and got large fries instead. I approve. Especially after a frustrating half-day at work.
first day as an intern
click click. ctrl-c. alt-tab. click. ctrl-v. tab. alt-tab.
repeat 10,000 times.
Sondre Lerche is a genius. The best music I’ve heard in a while.
