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When you’ve been together long enough

After a cheeky afternoon nap

Phone: 4 missed calls. 1 text message.

Me: huh, who called? [open text message]

SMS: Y U NO WAKE UP

Me: H.. how do you know?

How, how, how do you know?

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"People who think they are god’s gifts to women are usually joke gifts. Like a chocolate dildo."
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Older women can be just as creepy as older men

Older women can be just as creepy as older men

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Why do I love you, Sondre?

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my armpit has a hole

listening to billboard top 10 chart:

me: why are all ke$ha’s songs the same?

taufik: it’s safe and nobody cares. i could make a song about ketek berlubang with her music and people would still dance to it.

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diobok-obok?

taufik: diobok-obok airnya diobok-obok
dinda: ada ikannya kecil-kecil pada mabok
taufik: what the hell?! such a twisted little kid! i’m not singing that song ever again.

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free french fries upgrade!

One of those little things that makes your day brighter:

Ordered a regular meal from McDonald’s and got large fries instead. I approve. Especially after a frustrating half-day at work.

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first day as an intern

click click. ctrl-c. alt-tab. click. ctrl-v. tab. alt-tab.

repeat 10,000 times.

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Sondre Lerche is a genius. The best music I’ve heard in a while.

Sondre Lerche is a genius. The best music I’ve heard in a while.